I just wanted to use the microwave
Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.
Put what back
"Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you"
Please tell me this one isn’t done yet!
nononONONONONONO I FUCKING SAW THAT COMING BUT I STILL ALMOST FUCKING THREW MY IPAD ACROSS THE ROOM
Why would you ever throw an iPad across a room? That doesn’t sound safe for anyone.
Yeah well neither is this post.
In Spanish, when you want to encourage someone not don’t give up, you tell that person: “Lechuga” which is the short pronunciation of “never give up” in Spanish.
This is truly meaningful and gorgeous.
JESUS CHRIST NO
WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE
OKAY FUN STORY TIME BITCHES: ABOUT A FEW YEARS BACK I HAD A SHIH TZU PUPPY NAMED TOBY. EVERY TIME WE CALLED HIM OVER HE WOULD RUN IN TO US IN THIS WAY. PICTURE A LITTLE SHIH TZU ADORABLE PUPPY RUNNING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAD AT YOU WHILST LIFTING HIS LITTLE PAWS TO DO THIS. I DIED EVERYTIME. SO I ASKED THE LADY WHO GAVE HIM TO US WHY HE DID THAT AND SHE SAID THAT IT’S REAL COMMON IN MALE PUPPIES TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT’S THEIR WAY OF EXPRESSING THEMSELVES AS FIERCE AND DOMINANT AS THEY CAN BE. IT’S THE EQUIVALENT TO A LION CUB PRACTICING HIS ROAR.
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT. OFMG
Vegan French Fry Round Up
GET IN MY BELLY.